I just noticed I have more ships than friends
AU: Moriarty realizes Moran’s gotten too attached to her little toy and he threatens to take it away from her.
"I’m not Sherlock Holmes, Jim. I won’t be part of your little game. You lay one finger on John again, and I will end you myself."
"but that’s incest"
"but they hate each other"
"but they’re both straight"
"but one of them is dead"
OH MY GOSH
THE REASON WE ALL LIKE THIS MAN IS THAT WE WERE ALL SUBCONSCIOUSLY INFLUENCED AT A YOUNG AGE
I NOW HAVE A YELLOW HELMET FETISH